Happy Pulaski Day

So here's the Library of Congress's account of Pulaski. Notice something? Yeah, they sure as hell mention Buffalo New York, but they omit that Pulaski is the Founding Father of Chicago and also the Godfather of Richard M. Daley! Well, if you're not from Chicago, and I guess Buffalo, and you're reading this blog, which you probably wouldn't be doing anyway considering this blog is SOLELY about Chicago and Chicago happenings and what not, you probably don't know who this Pulaski guy is, besides from what I've already said. Well, he invented the horse. And the mustache. And he was Polish. Until he became American which at that point made him 167% cooler.

Anyway, my pierogis are done and I've got a hankerin' for some potatoey dumpling goodness. As they say in Warsaw, "Slainte!"

A Modern Day Casimir Pulaski

Kind of Makes You Want to Get Freaky-Deaky

vacation

oh man you guys, I'm sorry i haven't posted in... *checks*... five months! Really? damn. Anyways, I was on vacation, backpacking across Malta. But I am back now and I am ready to get this blog back on its feet!

Here are some of my vacation pics

Blogging Psuedonyms

So I normally don't like to post to other blogs. Unless those blogs are particularly unheard of or just wicked cool. Yes, wicked cool. But, here a well known political blog that's name ends in the feminine "ette" suffix, yet they are amazed when people refer to it with a feminine pronoun, describes the dangers of using blogging pseudonyms and how they just might not work as well as you'd think they would.

Moral of the story? You other fools better come up with a plan B in case someone finds out who you are. It's a good thing I really am the Scarlet Pimpernel!

Bong-bing-bong

So I was reading this article entitled "Bong-bing-booong". I think I was mislead about the subject matter of the actual article by the headline. So on to related items:

Next time you're at the Grateful Dead SATs, drop the word hubble bubble which is the sound that a water pipe makes. It also refers to the water pipe itself. Which is some slang we should be busting out.

Unsafe sex.

Safe sex.

Sound advice.

Wolf Blitzer, you're my only hope

You're a little short for a storm trooper (NSFW)

Zorses

The Biggest BM to Fly Over Chicago

Not that kind of BM! The funny kind! Ok, poop is funny, but I'm talking about Bill Murray! And now a highlight of the pictures:

Why Won't She Just Go Away?

But the buzz is that Clinton may take it a step further and have her name formally placed before the convention, complete with nominating speeches, seconding speeches and all the hoopla they produce."


(Picture created by the loving plaster encased hands of Driznastic in exchange for 3 PBR and a half a pack of Newports . . . delicious)

Worst Quote Ever

(Courtesy of my brother)

Because Driznastic is Busy This Weekend

I'll take over his role as provider of pretty pictures:
(There's a whole lot of old handbills and the like on that website)

Vinyl of the East!

By researching that fantastic cover art below, I discovered a 60's and 70's Asian Pop Vinyl Gallery!

Here are some of my favorites:

Lookin' REAL good!

When I get a record deal, I'm going to put my high school picture on the cover!



Smokey Robinson of the Far East

How long is your ding dong?
My ding dong is SOOOO long!

(Stealing your schtick, Driznastic!)

New Favorite Site

FaceInHole.com is not as dirty as it sounds.

Best Picture Evar

name change

I'm gonna change my name to Optimus so I can fight this guy

Happy Super Fat Tuesday!!!

"Hatcher's name, image and likeness have been linked to so many competitors' products," the lawsuit said, "that it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful."

Hatcher's attorney Alan Wertheimer has called the lawsuit an "unjustified and public assault on Teri Hatcher's good name, reputation and celebrity". . . . and the lawsuit is for $2 million, Lawyer will probably get at least 10%. I'm going into the wrong field of law.

And Happy Super Tuesday. Go out and vote.

And Happy Fat Tuesday. Go out and get drunk or something.

The Bluntest would like to remind you that when you vote, vote responsibly.

This guy just woke up and headed off to the polls

This guy voted twice

This guy is having a real hard time making a decision

Even the imperial guards vote!

lookin' ball show : volume 9

dinosaurs
put on the thinkin' cap
1 year ago today, people in boston sucked
256k fashion
obama has a posse
elephant shrew
when psychotic episodes strike, take thorazine! courtesy stay free! magazine
fun! squirrel lamp!
baby do's and don'ts ... larger
money in politics
even if this is tongue-in-cheek ... why ?
good one

lookin' ball show : volume 8

SHADOWpuppets
PRETTYlibraries
bjork
drinking beer with a straw from a ludicrously large glass (i know its not her)
THISis
the weirdest episode of sailor moon yet
gah!
Ihate
the expression, but wtf
Ihope
this is a real photo
KILLERdesign
from "tubes" on flickr ... check his illustrations as well ...

looks like the internet got its act together to provide me with more crap to serve you!

lookin' ball show : volume 7

DEAD DOG(?) WITH WIG/CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION/MORE SWEET FACIAL HAIR BUT HE'S NOT ALL FUN N GAMES/METAL/THIS GUY KICKED SO MUCH ASS HE HAS A MUSTACHE STYLE NAMED AFTER HIM/BABIES/JESUS, METAPHORICALLY/QUALITY/THE CLOWN'S GOT BIRD FLU

lookin' ball show : volume 6

001	002	003
004	005	006
007	008	009

lookin' ball show : volume 5

nice photo .... but its got emo-kid stank* all over it ...

el sol ... i dont't know if this photo is fabricated or a composite or what, but ... whoa ...

safety tip ... while most atheists assume goat-like bodies upon rejecting the lord, they still do enjoy a good thick robe and mug o' joe ...

the mrs' tipped me to this ... takes a while to load all the levels, but if you got time, it's pretty cool ...

just a pretty picture

inside joke theatre : did sofie, josh or noam make this for me ? and it somehow ended up on a russian blog ? 3 months after my birthday ?

re:bogardus ... creepy how similar that looks ...

has anyone else noticed that an inappropriate amount of goofy photos of putin have been released in the last couple of months





*they might just be british

lookin' ball show : volume 4

i'm back with a revived spirit that would shame richard simmons ...

cool picture ... which is this

choose wisely ...

wrap ... it ... up!

if only i ate meat

ok, seriously we can stop this anytime guys ... even that's too offensive for me ... probably definitely the work of some over privileged, overweight white american kid who regularly refers to his online "friends" as "n*gga" but doesn't have even a single black friend ... ya know, i was about to go on an impassioned type-rant about how plastics (or something) must be destroying our ability to empathize, but this kind of insensitivity is really nothing new in the grand-life-span of human kind ... good work guys! way to show the world (or the internet world, anyway) that we haven't changed our thinking in 8000 some odd years!

to steal borrow a line from rockandrollconfidential ... he cries when he comes

gah! ... but i really wanna see it with a wig on for some reason ... and its this if you wanna know

shorpy's ... they got alot of pictures

huh? ... did i completely miss this show ... or perhaps, i too have been played the fool like nowhere man! ... gast! curse you secret US shadow government and your ability to make me completely forget about failed tv series from the mid-90s!

brilliant!