green eggs

Yeah, but for real. Who wants a century egg?

Best Picture Ever

From CNN: "A doctor told the author to visualize her husband's face on a cartoon sperm, with arms welcoming her egg." Gross.

I Don't Think "It's the Sauce" Anymore

Hecky’s of Chicago, at 1234 N. Halsted St., was shut down Wednesday afternoon when city health inspectors discovered evidence of a cockroach infestation

Gross

You get what you deserve for eating at BK. The beautiful part of this video is the ineptness of whomever is in charge of blurring out people's faces.

Old Strippers

"No, no. I'm not ready to hang up my G-string, yet. I've got too many fans that would be disappointed."

Fits well with this Bluntest throwback

What's good enough for Elvis . . . .