totally ...

Got this in my inbox today with the subject line "Totally Fucked".

Indeed it is. 45 minutes, and NSFW-ish. The documentary is shot really well but is also extremely compelling. More than any of that ... it is very very strange.

"They're very static. They just don't react at all. But... if you don't mind that, then they're really good fun. It's certainly better then going without any girl ... company at all."

Guys and (Real) Dolls


Editorial Addendum:
Ok, look. I don't care if you fuck dolls in your parents house. Seriously. Do yer thing, if that's what turns you on, go for it! Fuck cardboard cut outs for all I care! But ... please, please, please, don't refer to these dolls as living or juxtapose emotions onto them. Don't say things like "she's sleeping" or "we're going to miss each other very much". Neither of these things are true and you know that. They are inanimate, devoid of feelings, unable to show even a scintilla of love. Thanks!

Kelly Osbourne

So I was poking around CNN today, just reading some articles, when I noticed that Kelly Osbourne going to a medical facility was the number 9 story of the most read stories on CNN.com. The article isn't that really interesting, except for one little nugget: "She's been absent in recent weeks from a British radio talk show in which she dispenses life advice to young people." She has a radio talk show where she gives people life advice? Really? And apparently the show is called the Surgery. Don't know what that's all about. And here's an interesting bio of both people who host the show. I'd give you the funny parts to both bios, but the entire things are funny.

The Chinese Are Crazy

Not the Chinese people, but the Chinese government. Here's some nuggets from the Olympics that also illustrate some of the reasons why I'm against them being held in China:

Lin was lip-syncing to the sound of another girl, 7-year-old Yang Peiyi, who was heard but not seen, apparently because she was deemed not cute enough.

Cute, but can't sing
Ugly, but can sing

And then there's the whole anti-religion thing: Those Christians who want to avoid the state-controlled religious movements meet in unofficial buildings or even each others' homes - hence their description as "house churches" - risking fines, imprisonment, torture and even, in some cases, death.

And you can't forget the creepy treatment of Houston Rocket, Chinese-born Yao Ming: The Chinese government had monitored his birth because of the perfect physical and athletic genes of his parents, forever treating him as something of a science project.

There's plenty of other reasons, some noted before, and others that haven't been noted on this, the greatest of blogs.

*** UPDATE: I totally got the jump on Wonkette for this post by over an hour. Up yours professional bloggers!

Nergasm

O! M! G! Like playing naked Dungeons and Dragons with Madonna.

The Main Headline From the BBC Website

Just when you actually want Uncle Sam to throw his weight around a bit, he says he is bogged down, busy, otherwise engaged - call back later.

I got nothing more to say than that.