Sexlympics

We've flattened their fingers, we've branded their buns, Nothing is working: SEND IN THE NUNS! (If you don't get it, click here)

Yowza!

Ping Pong Sluts (TM Drisnastic):“We are trying to push the players to use skirts and also nicer shirts, not the shirts that are made for men, but ones with more curves,” International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF) vice president Claude Bergeret said.

yeah, it's called "checks and balances"

it's what that whole "US Constitution" thing is sorta-kinda based on ...

Judge rejects Bush's 'absolute' immunity argument against subpoenas

Axis of Evil My Ass!

So, while Bush is talking all hard about how the US is going to bomb Iran till the sands turn to glass, how exactly are the US actions backing such tough talk? By selling them our precious natural resources such as cigarettes, bras, and bull semen. BULL SEMEN!!! Now how will I eat my mexican cheese puffs?

made my day

did anyone know he was planning on doing this ?

US congressman (Kucinich) moves to impeach Bush

i've been listening to NPR all day (and their libtard ideologies) and they haven't mentioned it once ! maybe rupert murdoch bought NPR! hooray!

my fellow bluntesters

are weak sauce.

hey! here's a guy (Scott McClellan) that used to be a spokesman for bush and now (!) he wrote a whole book detailing how the administration is/was "mired in propaganda and political spin and at times playing loose with the truth."

... shocking, truly shocking.

Fox News contributor and former White House adviser Karl Rove said on that network Tuesday that the excerpts from the book he's read sound more like they were written by a "left-wing blogger" than his former colleague.

i think i just like the idea of karl rove reading Daily KoS and MoveOn ...

whatever.

Awesome

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Also, are you kidding me? This won't happen come November. Barack Obama is too eloquent to use the word "awesome" and John McCain thinks of it as a word his grandkids generation invented.

Fun with Numbers

1 out of 4 teen girls has an STD vs. George Bush's Approval Rating Plummets to Just 19%

Yup, more teens have the itchy-scratchies per capita than there are voters who approve our President.

he just can't stop dancin!

yeah, ungh ...
on the good foot!

Animation courtesy DryFact; found in Wonkette's comment section

At the end of Lil Bush's press conference to announce his endorsement of McCain, someone starts shouting "One press conference (a year) if your elected senator?" at which point Bush Jr. speaketh "I see we invited some unruly members of the fourth estate here today. I told the senator we would have a nice polite group here today and I'm disappointed in the conduct of some of blahblahblah"

i know it goes without saying, but bush should not be lecturing anyone on poor conduct.

i question that bush even understands what "fourth estate" means.