Craigslist Fun: Cults!

So I found this on Craigslist (Champaign-Urbana). Anyway, apparently they're nuts. I mean, look at the people who run that group:



Yeah, so I started reading some articles they have posted and found this, which was titled "More Facts About the Infamous Shed Story":

"A 39-year-old Sacramento woman is suing FLM [Free Love Ministries, former name of ACMTC] claiming the unorthodox Christian group held her captive for 6 months last year..."

Goodtimes!

Oh, but it did lead me to this website which totally has all the help you need if you ever have a run in with a cult. Or you want to start a cult. That's cool, too.

Socks and Panties

"If you think these and the panties are yours, email me with the the color of the panties, and whether the panties have glitter all over them (hint: yes they do)."

Craigslist Erotica (By the way, I want to know where you can get your drinks "to-go")

"Skokie swift too swift" (My nickname in college!)

More Erotica!

"You live in my building ... - m4w" She lives in your building. Maybe Craigslist is the worst medium for getting her attention EVER!!! And, yes, I'm being judgmental.

What Do All Pirates Want?

I want a real pirate ship - got one?

Handicapped Accessible . . . . notice the location

Kids these days . . . .



(And yes, this is the first time I put a picture in a post. I just figured out how to. Shut up.)