Robot Arms: An Opera

The opera is for a later day, but I've already decided a name: "Tanz in Meinen Roboterarmen"



Armed Robot Arms!

If Driznastic was a monkey (I think this was already posted, but it's worth a second post)

Robot Arms Race

OVER THE LINE! MARK IT ZERO! I just hope he's a pacifist, like Smokey. I fear in the future his robotic bretheren will not be consciencious objectors.

Come With Me If You Want To Live

On the final day of the Global Catastrophic Risk Conference experts will focus on what could be the unintended consequences of new technologies, such as superintelligent machines that, if ill-conceived, might cause the demise of Homo sapiens. "Any entity which is radically smarter than human beings would also be very powerful," said Dr. Nick Bostrom, director of Oxford's Future of Humanity Institute, host of the symposium. "If we get something wrong, you could imagine the consequences would involve the extinction of the human species."

Read this article. I'd put up every funny line from it, but I'd end up pasting the entire article.

So what will our new cybernetic overlords look like?

robot monster ... dog

there is something truly disturbing about this ... but i don't know what



sorry for my hiatus the last couple days, just been too busy ... plus working on some projects to be revealed in the near future ... mwahaha ...

Internet Suicide Robot

I don't want to alarm anyone, but Skynet has become active

Bumbot

"He's a neighborhood vigilante,"says Meredith, "and when he came up with this -- you know, I call it Robocop -- I said, 'Praise God.' "

Bogardus, You Better Hurry

Cause I got an army of baaaaaad mammy jammin' cell phones comin' your way!

Shankincell's Monster and Cellbot 666

Actor: Call me Adam

More than meets the Eye

New contender for the most useless thing I can't wait to own

tape cassette optional

ladies and gentleman, we have officially entered ...

THE FUTURE!

meet BEAR, or The Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot. point 1 of BEAR ...

1. Teddy bear face designed to be reassuring

kinda like if teddy rupskin was given steroid pills and then forced mated with the robot that fixes luke's hand at the end of "the empire strikes back".

after i get fragged, and am lying; dieing on the battle field... i don't know that i want my last visions to be of a san-rio military bear robot. well, if i could change the cassette in his back to some foreigner... maybe.