Fun with CNN

CNN is really raising the bar for journalism: Amateur journalism on an LA burlesque house and theater. (NSFW in case you couldn't tell by the word "burlesque") Here's a good quote: "It's not about nudity, it's about story telling" . . . and I get my subscription to "Juggs" for the articles. And, no real surprise here, the burlesque show pays for the actual theater portion. One last thing on this theater: they have a children's theater school. If only I had teachers when I was young whom I could look up on the internet and see dancing around in corsets.

As for the actual reporting, CNN apparently is now allowing amateur commercials to be shown on their website. I think the requirement is the commercial must include sex, animals, or children wearing or doing something comical.

Now for Other Articles:

"Mayor John Molony found himself under attack Monday over comments he made to a local newspaper that read: "May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa."" Cause a big fat woman will keep you warm at home

The lagging economy has stopped teenage girls from dressing like whores . . . DAMN YOU REPUBLICANS!!!

Chinese Bible laws are very much like US drug laws: "Under Chinese law, it is illegal to bring printed religious material into the country if it exceeds the amount for personal use." Gideon would be SOOO busted.

Holy Crap

Bus passenger beheaded seat mate, witness says

What the fuck?

And in other news the Chinese are a bunch of lying Commie bastards. Which isn't really news, now is it?

And introducing a whole new world of desperation and childishness (possibly NSFW, but maybe your boss may find this as hilarious as I did, and if your boss does find it as hilarious as I did, then maybe you should be looking for a new job)

Bestiality or Farming?

Remind me to never become a farmer in Africa

MORTALEM UITAM MORS IMMORTALIS ADEMIT

Bernie Barker, we hardly knew ye
Careful of this link if you're at work or not confident in your male sexuality)

Bernie Barker, July, 31 1940 - March 21, 2007