Too many scandals

I stay on top of the news, probably better than 90% of the people in America, but I never heard of this one. I just can't keep track of them all.

Sofie

Die Sofie ist nicht so gut!

Shake your little Sofie on the catwalk

Sofie and Macauly Culkin

Sofie Ninja

Welcome to the Goddamn blog

a continuation of looking....

this is pretty neat.

and this is for driznastic's roomate.

excitement for your looking balls

so its tuesday, it beautiful out ... who wants to think !? not me ! so heres some crap to stare at for a while ... brain powering down in ... 3 ... 2 ...... 1 ........

start yer day off right

suprisingly high budget and well done video for such a crack song ... funny though (video)

the stuff of nightmares

noselatio (somewhat nsfw)

ancient russian hunting technique ... to get the jump on yer prey ...

so FUCKING EMO!!!!!!

fat guy on a little bike .... fat guyy on a little bike ....

Giving us teachers a bad name

I give him points for style, but damn.

Makin' Whoopee

I can't believe I missed this

Secret Lovers is the best . . . Not safe for work if your boss is a homosexual hobbit.

All about my vag.

hard chickens

nah sure why but i really thought this was funny ...

Baaaaaa

Look in the background. I almost missed it.

So I just started a new temp job, Monday afternoons and Friday mornings. This means I'll be able to post on the blog a little more frequently without trying to figure out what the hell is the matter with my school's internet connection. I also don't think anybody really cares what I do here. I don't know if anybody knows I am here. I might go home early today.

rise and shine

Have you read your Bible comic today?

So did I specify that the Miracle Spring Water is an infomercial on tv? Yes. I know. I KNOW. Me too.

I couldn't get to sleep, and I was hungry, so I decided to see what the internet could offer. I found this.

Oh, and I'm going to try to give you as much as you can possibly swallow on ninjas, pirates, and, yes, you guessed it, zombies. Or in this case, a combination of two or more.

Comin' at ya

Sup biznatches and hizzoes ..... get ready to get schooled Sofiestyle. I'm you're source for all things brilliant. I will divulge the secrets of the universe to you..... if you are ready to receive my seed of infinite knowledge. Let's kick it off with a little o' this:

Miracle Spring Water! (has really annoying sound)

I saw this in the wee hours of the morning recently. The testimonials are..... delightful.

new blunters .... ?

well, i dont even know how many people actually check on this blog, but according to the counter at the bottom, its somethin like 7000 a day, so i know thats not accurate ...

anyway, like in every good cartoon show, we are adding another character to liven up things around here, and help us get into more hijinks and hilarity ... we are also now finally in compliance with the "americans with blogs/equal gender rights" act of 1974

she also have a heavy metal box ....

and as with all previous blunters, if she fails the "test of seven fates" the remaining blunters will feast on her heart, as to assume her power ...

so be funny dammit

ugly ass fish

frog fish ... these things run on the ground instead of swimming

bogardus had to go to the free clinic once for these ... the regular shampoo just doesnt kill em ...

i dont even know whats happening here ... but dont forget, its still related to us ...

sorry but that just made me laugh ...

like organs growing in ze open sea

holy hell

i was gonna make some comment like "so thats where bogardus has been for the past 9 months" but this is just too crazy

this is what it is

non creepy stuff ...

hell of alot of old school movie posters (mostly cult and b types)

he wont be makin that face in 15 years (nsfw)

tigers and pigs, living together ... mass hysteria !

more old school

i know im pretty much the only one posting anymore (which is unfortunate), and ive been bogged down with freelance work ... got a couple things in the ol design pot right now ... been spendin alot of time workin on a website for my own promotional needs (finally) ... dont want to give away the site yet as its far from done, but thats where i am ... ya know ... if ya need me ...