comix issue! (part 2)

so here's a cool site i stumbled onto delicious covers daily ... my favorites have to be the "superman family" comics posted up there, not because of great artwork or composition, but rather because it reveals super strength and fighting for peace, justice, and the american way, doesn't mean yer home life is gonna be any more civil than yer non-crime-fighting-families ... as we can see, the in-fighting is rampant with superman goin against his cousin and his best friend and co-worker ... having pre-nuptial marriage woes, and finally threatening to kill yer grandpa for doing the ol' penny behind the ear trick ... yes sir, the times they are a changing ... it used to be you could count on super-heros to be from decent hard working families, and fight for the ol' stars n stripes ... but not anymore ... today's super-hero is too busy fighting, not just amongst his family, but also amongst his co-workers (disturbing racial undertones), poaching endangered animals, and fightin over broads .... i tells ya ... jus don't makes em like they onced ta ...

anyway

oh you noes ...

this guy needs eating lessons

dear lord no ... and theres more (less gross, more funny) ones over here where they dedicated a whole site to those insane people that dress up like anime-characters, except all of these are really really bad! hazah for making fun of your inferiors! ... hmm, while it is funny, my guess is that it would be funnier if i had any idea who they are dressed up as ... or what half the jargon they use is referring too ...

THAT's a scary-ah pope-ah!

a menagerie of dead animals

because the world will never be sick of ...

old white ladies rapping ... old white english ladies ...

look, now im into some mario bros, super mario bros, donkey kong, and pretty much all of your japanese-interpreted-italian-plumbing-community universe games and tattoos ... but this is some dedication right here

mccain explains romney's immigration reform technique ... to Shoot 'Guatemalans Off His Lawn' ... oh wow, that article is weeks old too, but i dont remember any of my frequented political blogs covering it ... well, there's news in yer eye ...

allllll byyyyyy myy seell-eee-ellffffff

the loneliest bluntest blogger ... everyone done did gone down to tennessee for that bonnaroo festival ... seriously guys, dont get all mescaled up and get lost in the appalachians ...

take the kids on down to dogpatch, usa and ride "Earthquake McGoon’s Brain Rattler" ... i never even heard of this one, unlike other "hick" amusement parks such as dollywood and silver dollar city ...

bald knobbers ... a group of non-racially motivated vigilantes in the southern part of the state of Missouri in the United States, who were active during the period 1883-1889. They are commonly depicted wearing hoods with horns ...

distinguished ladies and gentlemen, i now bring to motion bill #450c98 ... proposed public funding of vampire recruiting

prolific american vaudeville act "yoda and binks" perform their classic routine who's on first (link thanks to todays birfday boy, actor)

a movie you might have missed, unless you keep up on turkish cinema ... the valley of the wolves ... a heartwarmer of a piece staring (sofie's favorite) gary busey as an evil jewish doctor who harvests iraqi's organs with the help of american military ... sure to settle the tensions over there ... apparently this movie was huge over in turkey which is even scarier ...

im currently listening to music from burundi ... whachu got kid ?

inside moritzburg castle, germany

Don't Fuck with the Judge

Moral of the story: Even if you shouldn't be in jail, being a dick will keep you there.

And, seriously, is it that hard to nominate at least one person who isn't a duchebag? Then again, isn't it about time we got a surgeon general who thinks you can't get VD from vaginal intercourse?

Which led me to this. Cause bein' gay is like the Jews being held as slaves by the Egyptians. Just think of how fabulous those pyramids could have been.

In case you were wondering...

Jesus is cool with fisting

HAHAHAHA

HAHA ... DAG YOU BITCH!

sbeen a while since we had ...

a good ol fashioned 50s-commie-scare-plastic-fashion kinda link ... so check these guys out over at atomicplatters.com, good stuff ...

i couldnt find a link to it within their site, but i got there by searching for this little gem ... "inside a communist cell" ... picked this record up at a goodwill in peoria, still sealed in its original cellophane ... its since been cracked and played to much amusement ... the first line of the album being ...

"many people ask me, karl, is communism political ? ...
the answer is NO!
ITS CRIMINAL!"

ahhh ... good times, and most people think dubya invented paranoid-phantom-enemy culture here in the US

lookin' ball show : volume 2

WAR! ... unh unh ... unh unh ... WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ? ... petting kittens apparently

i got alot of friends that would flip to get one of these installed at the crib

i dunno why this made me laugh as much as it did

these are awesome, and may have inspired this years halloween costume .... squirrel, elephant, ostrich

animated judo moves ... so you better watch out bogardus ... ive been training under the harsh tutelage of master yoko gif san

i think it goes without saying that this trick hasn't tasted anything in a long long time ...

this is kinda a cool pic

Internet Famous

Shit, I just assumed that you had comments like this before. I could start promoting the Bluntest using my internet fame if you like and we'll start seeing more traffic than Jesus' Myspace.

• If you ever find yourself with a bunch of mentally disabled people (i.e. you're at a Drastics show SICKBURN), and you think to yourself "How am I going to teach these people about sexing?", here's your answer


• Pimpernel's mom gives him a sex talk.


• Also, if you pirate music, you support terrorism.

bangin like an 808

tried to have a theme for today but failed miserably ... so here's a non-sequiter post ...

so ever since bogardus signed back up with the bluntest, i've seen an increase in comments by about ... somewhere in the range of say, ooooohh, 3000% (including, presumably, matt from x-e, unless its some kind of impostor matt) ... whattup wit that bogardus ? do you claim responsibility ? i mean, you've personally claimed your "internet stardom" to me many nites after 6-8 beers, but i always took it with a grain of salt ... for some reason ... you like how i used italics to emphasize my snarky sarcasm ... emote that, bitch!

themostfamouspeopleontheinternet ... there they are ... look at em go ... looks kinda like a scientology-ish scheme here where you gotta pay ? i dont get it ... just as long as xenu doesnt take #1, ill be happy

cheese ... on tour ... cheese on tour!

emma abbott ... peoria's most famous singer?

myspace haters ... im not callin em out for it (as we all i know i hate myspace yet submit to its whim), but i do have to say ... if yer gonna make a website trying to display how depraved myspace is, and how the site can be linked to kids disappearing/being murdered; dont use the "nightmare before christmas-esque" happy skull face ... come-on people

i just pray this isn't the nobel prize's official archive

The Screaming Frog

I don't know what's funnier. the video or the flamewar in the comments.

1000 POSTS!!!!! (for real this time)

blogger lied to me before ... said we had 999 posts, and so i assumed that last one would be 1000 ... however, it was already saved as a draft, so it was counting it in there without posting it ...

anyway



WOOOHOOO!!!!! WE MADE IT!!!!! ... they said it couldn't be done ... they mocked us, called us names, spit in our eyes, stepped on our toes and stole our lunch money ... all in a vain attempt to stop us from our goal ... OUR GOAL OF ONE THOUSAND POSTS! ... but hazah! ... its time for the big payback suckas ...



and on that note, i have no actual content to post right now ... hazah!

some dumb stuff i stole ...

posts you mighta missed ...

wonkette (of course) hipped me to these fine folks over at The Simplified Spelling Society ... becoming an associate member is free, so sign on up y'all! ... oh, i guess that should be "sine on up, y'all"

also, keeping on the mcdonalds theme from a few days ago ... mcdonald place-mat/tray reviews over at good ol' x-entertainment ... who seems to be done and/or dried up ... i read that site vehemently when i had a job that afforded me more slack-time ... i remember even realizing i could read all archived posts (by entering a different numbered page into the address bar) including those no longer linked to (for obvious reasons, ie dated material, poorly written, etc) ... yeah, i'm that big of a nerd ... anyway, sad to see it go ...

also, bogardus, ya video links are already busted...

Sweet Lou and the Cubbies

If they're not going to win games, they are at least going to make the games worth watching.

Yesterday, after giving up 13 hits in one inning, Carlos Zambrano and Michael Barrett had a friendly conversation about the way things went wrong.



And then today: The way they've been playing, I knew it was coming. Lou Pinella offically blew his top over a shitty ump call at third base. There's something super childish but kind of awesome about a man who has been a baseball professional for decades resorting to old-fashioned "kicking dirt on the umpire's shoes".