Blunt

Nov 8, 2007

in russia, camera takes picture of you!

america circa 1972, or russia today ?

if you answered the latter, you would be correct

second row, 3 over from the left is my hero

scotty beamed me twice last nite, it was wonderful

i'm guessin this has made the rounds and i just missed it ...

that is all for now

Nov 7, 2007

sex love and money

How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once? ... might be nsfw, if you work at a church or somethin, nothin graphic ...

for the romantic in you ... awwwwws

got to get paid ... mo money

this is post 1100 ... hooray

Ok, I have a problem. I'm a bit of a cnn.com addict. Here's the last one for awhile. I promise.

A lovely article about why the guy in the office who doesn't do anything doesn't get fired. Or as I like to think of it "How Not to Do Work and Still Keep Your Job"

Nov 6, 2007

Some News in your Eye

I hate cops

Lawyers' Revolt!
(Actually, kind of scary)

Not funny in the least bit

And, for some reason, cnn.com still thinks Steve Irwin is news. He's dead. Get over it.

Arachnaphobia

The real question is: Can she do everything that a spider can?

Nov 3, 2007

watermelon jack-o-lanterns, narwhals, ancient bowling, et al ...

yall thought i was jokin' about gettin stuffed into a watermelon jack-o-lantern and gettin devoured ... the watermelon was hollowed out prior to carving, so the red you see in that image of some guy we crammed all up in there ... HE SHOULDN'T HAVE GOT TO THE SHOW LATE!!!!!! ENGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

narwhals are cool.

brave woman

fuck it imhotep. let's go bowling.

is this really necessary? ... it doesn't say it on their actual website, but the banner ad i saw for the site read "sugardaddie.com, dating for the elite, start interacting with wealthy men and attractive women" ... classy ... but seriously, isn't this kinda an oxymoron ? attractive women don't need dating services, and wealthy men just buy their women ... me smells a front ...

10 celebrities this guy has spent the night with

nice photo, another one, this one too

Oct 31, 2007

REGGAE BLOOD BATH TONITE!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TONITE! 10^pm @ MORSELAND
(1218 w morse, rogers park, chicago)

THE DRASTICS + VERTIKAL

FIRST ANNUAL "TREAT YER TRICK" GALA
and
WATERMELON JACK-O-LANTERN CARVING

FEATURING

OL' ROBOT HEAD
TENOR SAX, FLUTE, DUB

RON BURGANDY OR SOMETHING
TROMBONE, MELODICA

THE HONORABLE JUSTICE ...
GUITAR

MOON GRIFFIN THE CLOWN
GUITAR

OL' MARCHING BAND HEAD
KEYBOARD

LIKE THE COOKIE CRISP BURGLAR, BUT HE STEALS MONEY
BASS

THE BOY ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON
DRUMS

OL' AFRICA HEAD
VOCALS

ACTS OF PRESTIDIGITATION TO BE PROVIDED ON THE NIGHT OF THE EVENT!

FREE BABY FOOD JARS STUFFED WITH SOCKS TO THE FIRST 3 PATRONS

ALL LATE ENTERING TICKET HOLDERS WILL BE STUFFED IN WATERMELON JACK-O-LANTERNS WHICH WILL THEN BE
DEVOURED BY MOON GRIFFIN THE CLOWN!!!!!!

And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell

Oct 27, 2007

geoducks

i never thought a harmless mollusk could make me so insecure about my manhood ...

actually, that entry is good for the facts but this video will get the point across

3 feet under, trailer for a documentary on the beast ...

that's just wrong