Mar 6, 2008
the simple life aint so simple
If you listen to the David Lee Roth's isolated vocal track from "Runnin with the Devil", it kind of sounds like the guy talking to himself in the alley behind the Radio Shack.
bogardus... moonlighting ?
hey, so ya'll need to check out bogardus's other blog
hearts + ponies
his last entry starts "OMG this morning i woke up with a huge boner..."
bogardus, care to comment?
hearts + ponies
his last entry starts "OMG this morning i woke up with a huge boner..."
bogardus, care to comment?
I drink it from my ba-ba
WHAT? No i will NOT put down the colorforms! Who do you think you are?!
You don't KNOW ME, you don't play in my park. I will shove my foot so far up your ass you will be tasting Velcro for weeks.
I AM using my INSIDE VOICE.
Fine! Fuck it, I'm out.
Where the hell is my Big Wheel? You better tell me where you moved that shit, asshole. And if I don't find my backpack in the cubby-hole where I left it, Spongebob as my witness, I will choke you with your own paste.
THE COPS?!?!! Are you kidding me?!
You mainstream that spaz Jake over there, but I decide to have a little fun before nap time and you call the Fuzz?!
Ahh no, Jake buddy....No, no Jake come on I didn't mean it. I'm sorry man. Really sorry man. Somebody get over here and unhook his harness so I can give him a hug.
See, isn't that better. This is nice Jake, huh?
Man I'm sorry you guys. You're just looking out for me.
Hey JESSICA! Remember how on Hundred Day we BOTH brought in 100 Cheerios in a ziplock. Yea, that was awesome.
Man.
I love you guys.
You don't KNOW ME, you don't play in my park. I will shove my foot so far up your ass you will be tasting Velcro for weeks.
I AM using my INSIDE VOICE.
Fine! Fuck it, I'm out.
Where the hell is my Big Wheel? You better tell me where you moved that shit, asshole. And if I don't find my backpack in the cubby-hole where I left it, Spongebob as my witness, I will choke you with your own paste.
THE COPS?!?!! Are you kidding me?!
You mainstream that spaz Jake over there, but I decide to have a little fun before nap time and you call the Fuzz?!
Ahh no, Jake buddy....No, no Jake come on I didn't mean it. I'm sorry man. Really sorry man. Somebody get over here and unhook his harness so I can give him a hug.
See, isn't that better. This is nice Jake, huh?
Man I'm sorry you guys. You're just looking out for me.
Hey JESSICA! Remember how on Hundred Day we BOTH brought in 100 Cheerios in a ziplock. Yea, that was awesome.
Man.
I love you guys.
Mar 5, 2008
If The Boobs Do Not Fit, You Must Acquit
"I used to hate my body so much," Kozakura, who has appeared in product commercials on television, told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday. "But it was my breasts" that won in court, she said.
A demo at 3:40
A demo at 3:40
he just can't stop dancin!
yeah, ungh ...
on the good foot!
on the good foot!
Animation courtesy DryFact; found in Wonkette's comment section
At the end of Lil Bush's press conference to announce his endorsement of McCain, someone starts shouting "One press conference (a year) if your elected senator?" at which point Bush Jr. speaketh "I see we invited some unruly members of the fourth estate here today. I told the senator we would have a nice polite group here today and I'm disappointed in the conduct of some of blahblahblah"
i know it goes without saying, but bush should not be lecturing anyone on poor conduct.
i question that bush even understands what "fourth estate" means.
At the end of Lil Bush's press conference to announce his endorsement of McCain, someone starts shouting "One press conference (a year) if your elected senator?" at which point Bush Jr. speaketh "I see we invited some unruly members of the fourth estate here today. I told the senator we would have a nice polite group here today and I'm disappointed in the conduct of some of blahblahblah"
i know it goes without saying, but bush should not be lecturing anyone on poor conduct.
i question that bush even understands what "fourth estate" means.
Getting Back to Her Roots
Lindsay Lohan Working on Hip-Hop Album
So this was pretty funny, but then I read the last paragraph and found out it was on Motown.
So this was pretty funny, but then I read the last paragraph and found out it was on Motown.
Mar 4, 2008
A Sad Day for Nerdom
Gary Gygax, you will be mourned from the islands of Ergoth to the Blood Sea of Istar
(Read the comment section of the article for extra laughs)
Driznastic: He should've rolled a savings throw vs. death
(Read the comment section of the article for extra laughs)
Driznastic: He should've rolled a savings throw vs. death
BOO-HOO
as if millions of (chunky, drunk, muffled by cheese curd) voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
OHNOES!!!#*^!!
OHNOES!!!#*^!!
Mar 3, 2008
Niggy Tardust
Slam poet Saul Williams recorded an album with Trent Reznor and they are offering it for free download on Williams' website.
Bogardus gives it two thumbs up!
Bogardus gives it two thumbs up!
Mar 2, 2008
The New IQ
So I read this article that pretty much said some kids aren't stupid they just can't know things. The kids don't fail tests because they're dumb, instead it's that they can't remember answers for tests. Apparently this Ph.D never heard the phrase, "Duh!"
"While he is not sure working memory can be expanded, Levine said children can be taught ways to function better in school . . . . 'While it did not fix her problem, it prevents it from causing too much trouble.'"
Because, really, who needs to "help" children? Isn't it better if we just get them to a point where they don't get in the way of others?
"While he is not sure working memory can be expanded, Levine said children can be taught ways to function better in school . . . . 'While it did not fix her problem, it prevents it from causing too much trouble.'"
Because, really, who needs to "help" children? Isn't it better if we just get them to a point where they don't get in the way of others?
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