Mar 19, 2008
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THIS FRIDAY!!!
THIS FRIDAY MARCH 14 MORSELAND 1218 W MORSE AVE / ROGERS PARK / CHICAGO THE DRASTICS JSAN + THE ANALOGUE SONS 10PM / 21+ / $5 ATTENTION! The Drastics will be holding their 8th Annual "FEATS OF STRENGTH AND MANLY-NESS COMPETITION" on the eve of this historic performance!  Sign up now as spots are filling up fast! Here's two competitors from last years event competing in the "Ho-Down-Knock-Down Winner-Takes-All" Go get 'em boys! But remember, KEEP IT CLEAN!  You've never "Foot Boxed" until you've gone head-to-head with our resident "Foot Boxing" Champion ... El PAIS PIE! ... Sure to make even a grown man cry El PAIS PIE! is a size 18EE OF PURE PAIN!!!!!! HE'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!!!! LIFE WITHOUT SKIN IN A LEMON FACTORY WILL SEEM LIKE A CAKEWALK AFTER YOU GO HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH EL PAIS PIE! ... And remember, kids compete for free!  thedrastics.com myspace.com/drasticdub |
Fun with Numbers
1 out of 4 teen girls has an STD vs. George Bush's Approval Rating Plummets to Just 19%
Yup, more teens have the itchy-scratchies per capita than there are voters who approve our President.
Yup, more teens have the itchy-scratchies per capita than there are voters who approve our President.
US to Withdraw Troops from Middle East
Or should I say US is to withdraw "troop" from Middle East
"Fallon cites what he calls inaccurate news reports for decision to step aside" . . . just like the liberal media!
UPDATE: The article new report was from Esquire. Here's the story.
"Fallon cites what he calls inaccurate news reports for decision to step aside" . . . just like the liberal media!
UPDATE: The article new report was from Esquire. Here's the story.
It's 3 AM and There's a Phone Ringing . . . .
and it's coming from inside your pants!!!
Ok, so I couldn't find the clip I was looking for.
That little girl wants Obama answering the phone, not Clinton
Ok, so I couldn't find the clip I was looking for.
That little girl wants Obama answering the phone, not Clinton
lookin' ball show : volume 10
monkey bushbear attack
like this ? wait, like this ?
i'm assuming a shot for each captured piece ?
nerd flow chart
reason=satan
dirty reds
this friday
micky mouse attacks japan
get yer colon checked
Mar 10, 2008
Mar 8, 2008
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
"Among the techniques the field manual prohibits are . . . stripping them naked, forcing them to perform or mimic sexual acts." Cause if you can't rape a prisoner, then the terrorists have already won.
They want you as a new recruit
And for some reason, there's a whole bunch of French movies on youtube that use In the Navy as the background music. I don't get it.
Unrelatedly, CBS 2 makes a jizzm joke. And by the way CBS, smurfs are blue. What assholes.
UPDATE: For Actor
They want you as a new recruitAnd for some reason, there's a whole bunch of French movies on youtube that use In the Navy as the background music. I don't get it.
Unrelatedly, CBS 2 makes a jizzm joke. And by the way CBS, smurfs are blue. What assholes.
UPDATE: For Actor
Mar 7, 2008
Drunk Teens
Keep it in your pants, Actor. It's not like that.
By the way, I didn't realize that this was made by the same guys as Bogardus's Powerthirst video. I like this one better. Too bad I don't know how to embed video. Maybe in another two years of blogging I'll learn how to do that.
By the way, I didn't realize that this was made by the same guys as Bogardus's Powerthirst video. I like this one better. Too bad I don't know how to embed video. Maybe in another two years of blogging I'll learn how to do that.
Bumbot
"He's a neighborhood vigilante,"says Meredith, "and when he came up with this -- you know, I call it Robocop -- I said, 'Praise God.' "
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