The Pimpernel hipped me to a film so intriguing I had to check it out ... Executive Koala! ... This bizarre Japanese films delivers a heaping handful of "huhs?" and "whats?" as a giant man-sized Koala sets out from his executive-level job at a Pickle distributor to solve the mystery of his murdered girlfriend ... His boss is a giant rabbit and the convenience store clerk is a giant frog ... no one seems to care about either of these facts though ... the movie is truly too bizarre to try and describe without giving away crucial parts ... just know that the trailer here is waaaay more dark than the actual movie which includes Korean martial arts, a musical-esque trial scene, koala/human bondage and REVENGE!
Apparently this director has another movie titled "Calamari Wrestler" I still have yet to see ... looks pretty damn awesome though ...
yeah! posting at 12:30 on a Friday night! rockin it ... rock rockin it ...
Mar 21, 2009
Mar 19, 2009
Third Thursday, Free Mixes!
In our tireless effort to give YOU the people more of what you want, I'm introducing a new series on the ol' Drastics blog ...
Third Thursday DJ Mix ... Some of you might be aware of the mixes I put together under "The Blends" ... a couple are posted on our myspace page ...
Anyway, I decided to start a collection of reggae mixes each profiling a member of the group here ... We all (obviously) like Jamaican music but we all like certain styles a lil more than others ... This month to kick things off I humbly offer The Bijan Mix.
Read More/Download The Mix
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Third Thursday DJ Mix ... Some of you might be aware of the mixes I put together under "The Blends" ... a couple are posted on our myspace page ...
Anyway, I decided to start a collection of reggae mixes each profiling a member of the group here ... We all (obviously) like Jamaican music but we all like certain styles a lil more than others ... This month to kick things off I humbly offer The Bijan Mix.
Read More/Download The Mix
[The Drastics]
Mar 18, 2009
wackness permeates ....
So yeah, well ... no one is still posting. this is wack.
Apologies to anyone who still bothers to check this blog ...
The Bluntest contributors all met last night and over beers had many interesting conversations that would translate to very interesting blog posts. However, the likelihood of these topics ever seeing light of day is slim to none.
In the meantime, I stumbled across this crazy photographer ya'll need to peep. Roberto Kusterle ... I couldn't find any one website with a nice collection of work, so instead here's a link to a GIS of his name this is that link.
these are all contemporary ... in the last 20 years or so ... but made to look old ... strange things!
Apologies to anyone who still bothers to check this blog ...
The Bluntest contributors all met last night and over beers had many interesting conversations that would translate to very interesting blog posts. However, the likelihood of these topics ever seeing light of day is slim to none.
In the meantime, I stumbled across this crazy photographer ya'll need to peep. Roberto Kusterle ... I couldn't find any one website with a nice collection of work, so instead here's a link to a GIS of his name this is that link.
these are all contemporary ... in the last 20 years or so ... but made to look old ... strange things!
Mar 12, 2009
Waste of Time and Money
Watch the Texas-Mexican Border! Prevent immigrants and drugs from coming to America! Be a Hero!
And if you're wondering, the cost of this system is approximately $500,000 per arrest made and $1,000 per pound of reefer confiscated. Money well spent!
And if you're wondering, the cost of this system is approximately $500,000 per arrest made and $1,000 per pound of reefer confiscated. Money well spent!
Mar 11, 2009
Phrozen Peas n Prophylactics!
or
Canned Carrots and Contraceptives!
Canned Carrots and Contraceptives!
What's last thing people want in a recession? More kids, apparently. According to data-tracking firm the Nielsen Company, dollar sales of products in the "family planning" category, which includes condoms and over-the-counter female contraceptives, are up 10.2% for the first two months of this year.... Cookie and ice cream cone sales have dropped 9.7%.What Sells in a Recession: Canned Goods and Condoms [Time Magazine]
Mar 10, 2009
A Post!
Kids today think they invented their damn ASCII art and emoticons ...
think again!
Typewriter Art!
here's a contemporary typewriter artist
think again!
Typewriter Art!
here's a contemporary typewriter artist
Wow, seriously ?
A whole freakin' month without a post?
We have become the blog we all hate. No updates, no posts, just deadweight in the blogospheric ether.
Well, I have been blogging, but on the Drastics blog ...
Strictly Vinyl Reviews #002 ... in this installment, Con Funk Shun, David Axelrod and Rockers International!
Hey, someone post here already!
We have become the blog we all hate. No updates, no posts, just deadweight in the blogospheric ether.
Well, I have been blogging, but on the Drastics blog ...
Strictly Vinyl Reviews #002 ... in this installment, Con Funk Shun, David Axelrod and Rockers International!
Hey, someone post here already!
Feb 16, 2009
Never trust a mummy with your 9 month old daughter
Let's get this straight for once. If you find a tomb in the back of a cave that happens to be filled with mummies, get the fuck out of there!! For real....that shit is bad news. I used to know this guy and he told me never to let this shit happen right before he died. Like....he was dead before he said that but I could sense it, you know? So anyway, this is some straight up Egyptian Mrs. Doubtfire shit. For real! I was straight up returning phone calls from responses I got from the want ad I put in the reader about needing a nanny. Anyway... more
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Feb 11, 2009
new site!
New Drastics' Site ... LIVE!
And look at that ... We got a BLOG now too! But see, I BUILT that blog. like Jon Henry built the Grand Canyon by dragging Johnny Appleseed though the La Brea Tarpits before sticking him to Pecos Bill and forcing The Jolly Green Giant to ride him across the American southwest while high on PCP. So yeah, expect some cross-action-blog-loving between The Drastics and Bluntest blog. (ie; links to to drastics entries from the bluntest and vice versa)
What's that you say?
Oh yes! There is already CONTENT over there! Huzah!
SO GO READ IT ALREADY, OK!!?!?!
NEW DRASTICS SITE
And look at that ... We got a BLOG now too! But see, I BUILT that blog. like Jon Henry built the Grand Canyon by dragging Johnny Appleseed though the La Brea Tarpits before sticking him to Pecos Bill and forcing The Jolly Green Giant to ride him across the American southwest while high on PCP. So yeah, expect some cross-action-blog-loving between The Drastics and Bluntest blog. (ie; links to to drastics entries from the bluntest and vice versa)
What's that you say?
Oh yes! There is already CONTENT over there! Huzah!
SO GO READ IT ALREADY, OK!!?!?!
NEW DRASTICS SITE
Vegas Baby
Obama told executives not to spend taxpayers' money on going to Vegas.
New York Times says "Las Vegas: Still a Good Bet" in their travel section because of it's low-cost.
Goldman Sachs cancelled their corporate trip to Vegas and moved it to San Francisco. The cancellation alone cost $600k. There's no details on whether the move saved any money at all or ended up costing more money. My bet is on the latter.
New York Times says "Las Vegas: Still a Good Bet" in their travel section because of it's low-cost.
Goldman Sachs cancelled their corporate trip to Vegas and moved it to San Francisco. The cancellation alone cost $600k. There's no details on whether the move saved any money at all or ended up costing more money. My bet is on the latter.
Feb 10, 2009
Why Build a Fence?
Scared the illegals are taking American jobs? Well, you shouldn't! Cause there aint no jobs for them to take!
Cannibals!
Cannibals!
Feb 6, 2009
totally ...
Got this in my inbox today with the subject line "Totally Fucked".
Indeed it is. 45 minutes, and NSFW-ish. The documentary is shot really well but is also extremely compelling. More than any of that ... it is very very strange.
"They're very static. They just don't react at all. But... if you don't mind that, then they're really good fun. It's certainly better then going without any girl ... company at all."
Guys and (Real) Dolls
Editorial Addendum:
Ok, look. I don't care if you fuck dolls in your parents house. Seriously. Do yer thing, if that's what turns you on, go for it! Fuck cardboard cut outs for all I care! But ... please, please, please, don't refer to these dolls as living or juxtapose emotions onto them. Don't say things like "she's sleeping" or "we're going to miss each other very much". Neither of these things are true and you know that. They are inanimate, devoid of feelings, unable to show even a scintilla of love. Thanks!
Indeed it is. 45 minutes, and NSFW-ish. The documentary is shot really well but is also extremely compelling. More than any of that ... it is very very strange.
"They're very static. They just don't react at all. But... if you don't mind that, then they're really good fun. It's certainly better then going without any girl ... company at all."
Guys and (Real) Dolls
Editorial Addendum:
Ok, look. I don't care if you fuck dolls in your parents house. Seriously. Do yer thing, if that's what turns you on, go for it! Fuck cardboard cut outs for all I care! But ... please, please, please, don't refer to these dolls as living or juxtapose emotions onto them. Don't say things like "she's sleeping" or "we're going to miss each other very much". Neither of these things are true and you know that. They are inanimate, devoid of feelings, unable to show even a scintilla of love. Thanks!
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