moom finds

tomato worm suit

yea he did

oh shnap! tell me someone remembers these ... there used to be one in west rogers park .... i remember my folks buying light bright cards (peanuts/snoopy set) for me there as a kid ...

flesh or plastic ... you decide ...

cheap !

i know its probably played out, but i hadnt seen this poster yet

Jerk. A-Hole. Yo Mama!

Oh, I'm sorry. That wasn't directed at you, I'm just practicing for my political career.

damn yall some weak ass bloggers

im about 2 days away from hijacking this blog and kickin all yall off it ...

zach the awesome graphic design intern at coyote showed me these

funny movies

this one in-pertick-ular

corny jokes from surjeet

* note: article much funnier if read in with an english accent
** note: old timey 40s radio announcer voice also acceptable

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pourhimself a
stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

mb

cycle 3 ...
the order ...
2nd degree ...
allegorical representations ...
masonic initiation rites ...
agnostic front vs murphys law

didnt realize there was a website

more craziness with bjork

an aggregation of repertories

moom

Bored while studying

NSFW . . . or is it?

Bush was a male cheerleader

This guy has too much time

i cant believe its not ......

sure i can think of worse things to do ... but damn

Some experts say the little ones' laxity in the loo may be their way of sending a message to their parents that they need a little more tender, loving care.

"The initial reaction was that they found it irritating," Saravinovski said. "I'm not disputing what the residents are saying. I can't swallow some of the tracks like `Mandy.'

Long Night

So, this dude from this band 'Suburban Legends' paid me $1000 to torch his van for him!

I was so excited, I put The Passion of the Christ to Benny Hill music

vans ablaze

so this band called "suburban legends" is out on tour with our boys from boston, westbound train ... last nite they played st louis and i guess after the gig they went out to some suburbany-nice residential area to crash at a kids house ... all good ... except at some point in the middle of the night there van was broken into, 5000 in cash was taken, and then the VAN WAS SET ON FIRE ...

damn

THAT shit is cold blooded

heres the first of what im sure will be many pictures ....

i mean, im not a fan, but that sucks ... however ... there is somethin sketchy bout a band haulin all their gear out the van, but leavin 5k in cash in the van ... kinda sounds like an inside job to this guy, but im not tryin to stir up no shit ...

whatever the situation, that sucks

when it rains it pours

easy boys ... 4 posts in one day from 3 people ??

jus for that you get these images ... and i love corn

Time to Kill the Fatted Calf

The prodigal son is back . . .

This is kind of cool

Penguins

Moustache
Number 1

Number 2

Number 3

Important News, 2nd to last paragraph

I promise to put up a better entry later to make up for my wayward weeks . . .

russias big, and so is china

our president is a geography masta !

bogardus and his tubes

you have an unhealthy obsession

anyway, today i thought wed have fun with wikipedia ...

so i thought i had read that these trees were near extinction, and therefor kinda ironic that they were still using it on their flag ... but i guess i was wrong ...

polish man living in the bronx creates word that most of you probably think is straight euro

RöCK DöTS!!!!

only cause its been brought up so many times in the past week ...

stooop!d

and this pictures really scary, right ... ? its not just me, right ?

A Series Of Tubes

The new guy in charge of regulating the Internet has absolutely no idea how the Internet works. Of course, Jon Stewart does, so he'll help us laugh to keep from crying