Terrorists

This is the most retarded thing I've ever read.

I am post 900.

And this has to be one of the coolest things I've ever heard.

House of Reps

Glad they had a busy day. I heard the discussion on this resolution on CSPAN. I'm in the process of trying to find it.

A Gem from CNN

I know we don't "like" posting other people's blogs, but this is pretty cool. An article on cnn brought it to my attention.

This Is Hella Awesome

If we had a Bluntest Hall of Fame, this guy would definately be in it. (Can we get a Hall of Fame? I'm looking at you, Mr. Administrator.)

a special message

from reagans of the past. spark that pipe, nancy!

resistance is futile

my only question is, when are they gonna get around to building skynet?

oh wait, i was gonna do that. they make the autonomous urban combat robots, i make the computer program so evil it incites your toaster to revolt against your bread and bagel-based oppression. yes!

CHOPs AWAY TEH GHEY!

yeah, we know its easy to make fun of guys that are gay that turn hyper-christian and repent their heinous sin of HOMOSINUALITY!

but

we're still gonna do it !

check out donnie davies (founder of CHOPs [changing homosexuals {into} ordinary people]) hilarious page of gay bands!

bjork and ghostface killah love teh ghey secs ...

yes, this was in the AV section of the onion months ago ...
thanks to the illustrious josh for pointin it out to me ...

BEARS WIN!!!!! BEARS WIN!!!!!!!

THE BEARS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!

In Case You Missed It

(like I did cause I don't get those channels)

Colbert on O'Reilly

An Analysis

O'Reilly on Colbert

I need to get me that picture

sweet assless chaps, batman!

appears that our attorney general doesn't think that habeas corpus is a right exactly granted by the constitution. huzzah for the word of law!

more dead things being made alive again

i didnt realize this was a trend or i wouldve posted this a while ago ...

i discovered this gem of grainy cinema many moons ago ... probably circa 1998, when i went to college and was given my first "high-speed" internet connection ... upon being granted "high-speed" access to the world wide web, i discovered (amongst many other things) the wonder that is archive.org, then still a budding online project ... the file formats were limited, and it crapped out most of the time (kinda like myspace but not nearly as stupid) ... during one of my many overnight jaunts on the internet (instead of studying) i came across ...

experiments in the revival of organisms

this video is notable for a couple of things ...

1. its a joint soviet/united states production ... i would guess there's not a whole lof of these out there, the window of soviet/us friendliness only lasted a few years, and was also during a world war, so i cant imagine there were too many resources being poured into crazy experimental experiments with crazy soviet/us doctors running amok ...
2. the narrators voice is so perfect its scary ... they couldnt have gotten a creepier/vaguely eastern european/mad doctor guy to have voiced that ... vincent price could learn somethin ...
3. check the flash gordon-esque medical equipment ... oh and
4. THEY FUCKING REANIMATE A SEVERED DOGS HEAD!!!!

enjoy!

nerd porn

by which i mean over-hyped video games. behold this one in all it's beautiful, over-hyped glory.

them's some might fine smokables

bad news for all you pufffy mcsmokingtons. though in this age of medical science, i'm surprised we can't mainline nicotine, or take a pill, or some sort of backwards cough syrup.

The Snorting Irish

Euronotes - 100% are contaminated with cocaine.


and here is your funny picture for the day: