Kind of Makes You Want to Get Freaky-Deaky

MJ A ROCKER

In honor of his birthday next weekend!

Some of you thought it was a joke ... but it's very very real ... and finally here ... ! Our tribute to Michael Joseph Jackson .. imagine Sir Coxsone in the engineering seat instead of Quincy and your about half-way there ... Included are I Want You Back, Rock With You, Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough, Billie Jean, Smooth Criminal, and The Way You Make Me Feel ... These aren't instrumentals or covers-per-se ... you just gotta hear it to believe it ...

as MC Zulu would say ...
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Can you Digg It?

You know that website that lets users rate websites (or something, I've never used it.) Ever wonder what the founder did before he came up with Digg?

Wiener Poopie

You gotta pick up your wiener poopie or they steal your Jesus

awful bloggers

I'm not into too much anime but this is a pretty insane illustration ... in pencil/pen and inked

And bogardus asked me to attend his birthday party last weekend. It was pretty lame ... I went and took this picture, then split.

oh yeah! no original content! ungh!

blogs from the dub side

Strictly Vinyl Reviews #004
This time around on the review block ... Edikanfo, The Esquires and Oscar D'Leon ...
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Third Thursday, Free Mixes, Part 5
Ongoing monthly series ... this month download "Cool Down The Pace"
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Drastic Vinyl
Shameless self-promotion here ... we got new vinyl coming in ... 2 different 7"s both featuring MC Zulu on "Love is War" and "Lonely No More" ... find out more!
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sgt slaughter's charity golf auction

Aight. I bet all you little tricks and marks been wondering where big daddy poppa pants Abbinanti been. Well, I'll tell ya, it's not easy being Rosie Perez's personal assistant ... ok!? Doesn't leave you with alot of time to "blog" ... ok!? She's been all moody n shit since "Pineapple Express" didn't blow up her spot like she'd hope so I kept having to go down to the Sizzler and get her 2 baked potatoes and 3 pieces of fried chicken (with the batter removed) ... then there were all these meetings about her playing the lead in a Sotomayer movie (tentatively titled) "Wise(ass) Latina" .. I think its slated to be a comedy co-starring Billy Crystal and Sgt. Slaughter .. if it doesn't conflict with Slaughter's charity golf tournament. I remember I spent a week one night just coaxing her out of her bedroom after she was convinced the ghost of Woody Harrelson was trying to play her at a game of 1 on 1 ... to this day she still can't tell the ghost of Woody Harrelson and the ghost of Patrick Swazye apart! Crazy! There was this other crazy night when Rosie was suppose to be out of town at a "21 Jump Street" reunion dance at the Olive Garden so I invited my boy Moolar over ...

yo, for real, Moolar got this crazy copper pyramid that he brings around with him, it's like 10 feet across and can fit 3 people in it ... once you get in, he says some shit and the whole muthafuckin thing starts glowing blue with electricity! We started doing mad rips from this solar chalice he got hooked up to the pyramid that's straight HEATED BY THE SUN EVEN THOUGH ITS NIGHT!!!!! shit was rootical. This was back when Madoff was ballin' too so he came by later with like 8 crates of records and this pad of wack ass rhymes he used to write. He started free stylin over the instrumental side of "Break My Stride" and he pretty much killed the binghi circle we had going in the cosmic pyramid. Just as well anyway cause right then Rosie rolls in with a crew consisting of Troy Mallory, Peter DeLuise and Holly Robinson Peete ... they looked pretty fucked up and were talking about taking their cars down to the ravine and doing some drag racing ... I figured the party was winding down so I just grabbed some Miff Mole 78s out of Madoff's stacks, threw em on, and chilled ...

Jamaica Avenue

What should I get for lunch?

Pretty Woman

JULIA ROBERTS WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL



JULIA ROBERTS EATS BABIES



RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Bar Conversation

Pimpernel: "What is Val Kilmer even doing these days?"
Bogardus: "Getting fat and running for governor."

Internet: "AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS"



EDIT:My favorite parts of this Wiki page:

"Following their appearance together in Top Gun, Kilmer and co-star Tom Cruise reportedly have taken their on-screen conflict off-screen. Reports have classified the two as holding a vitriolic hatred of one another. Kilmer even refused to participate in a charity beach volleyball game with Cruise on the grounds that he was, quote, "dangerous".

and also, lest we forget:

Larry and Steve

Once upon a time in 1997, Seth McFarlane worked for Hanna-Barbera Cartoons. Before Family Guy was called Family Guy, it was a seven minute short called “Larry & Steve”,



Weird

vacation

oh man you guys, I'm sorry i haven't posted in... *checks*... five months! Really? damn. Anyways, I was on vacation, backpacking across Malta. But I am back now and I am ready to get this blog back on its feet!

Here are some of my vacation pics

Blogging Psuedonyms

So I normally don't like to post to other blogs. Unless those blogs are particularly unheard of or just wicked cool. Yes, wicked cool. But, here a well known political blog that's name ends in the feminine "ette" suffix, yet they are amazed when people refer to it with a feminine pronoun, describes the dangers of using blogging pseudonyms and how they just might not work as well as you'd think they would.

Moral of the story? You other fools better come up with a plan B in case someone finds out who you are. It's a good thing I really am the Scarlet Pimpernel!

Stooper Heroes

Superheroes Anonymous brings superheroes into real life - taking to the streets and becoming a visible icon of community service and activism. We create the change by helping the needy, fund-raising, combating crime and inspiring others to take action.

And a video

And more amateur superheroes

Pictures too!

Though a note: if you're going to "fight crime" or go "patrolling the streets", don't carry around a fake gun. You'll get your ass shot. (Though, if you look at the cities these superheroes patrol, I'm not too worried.)

Seriously, what the fuck? It's time for some people to move out of their parents basement.

awesomely strange Marvin Gaye videos

Belgian documentary, with Marvin on solo piano.


Alternate lyrics to "Distant Lover" ... included with the deluxe edition of "What's Goin' On" ...