ABC News is Trashy

"Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup . . . We have to remember that while more women are showing more cleavage, you really have to use your breast power responsibly"

And I was worried I was running out of search terms for porn, thanks ABC! (And I like that it's sponsored by Jell-o)

My only explanation for this article is American starlets have discovered underpants

Why have only one celebrity sex tape article?

HD-DVD or Blu-ray? What does the porn industry have to say?

Why, ABC? WHY? (I blame Grey's Anatomy)