Here at the bluntest it can get a little crude and rude, a little angry, even a little NSFW at times.
But in our lives away from the internetings we engage in pretty darn wholesome activities.
Bogardus for example, no joke, makes a living giving pony rides in the suburbs.
Which brings us to this exciting announcment --
A new educational theatre company based in Evanston is here to rock all of your educational theatre needs.
Notice the sleek hip rad neato look? Thats cause The Driznastic is an 'ole softy at heart and is our graphic design.
---Side note: Pimpernel's heart is that of a baboon
So check the website! If Driznastic is nice maybe he'll edit this and post the pretty brochure he just finished.