alright, listen up all ya'll little snow bunnies cause the time has come to strap some tennis rackets to your feet and get out the damn house!
FEB 2, 10pm
KINETIC PLAYGROUND, CHICAGO
the drastics +
chicago afrobeat project
In addition to the bakeoff being held between the two bands (judged by YOUR applause), over 1 ton of pure Siberian snow is being imported at great expense to the proprietor for use in the first annual "Snow-Creature-Modeling-And-Fabrication-Competition". Registration for this grand event opens at 6pm sharp in the lobby of the White Castle on Ridge Ave. Last year, the Burmese delegation took grand prize with their astounding representation of what they called a "Snow-Man"!
made of nothing but snow, snot and bourbon. Simply amazing!
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we will not be allowing any sand-based entries into this years "Snow-Creature-Modeling-And-Fabrication-Competition". The management apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause.
Your hosts for the evening have secured, by less-than-reputable means, 4 dead squirrels and will be awarding these at various times of the evening, along with kits on how to make "America's Rodent" into a charming and decorative lamp! The awards will be given out for, but not limited to:
1. Practictioning of Yo-Yo Skills
2. Toaster-Oven Proficiency
5. Ability to Transmogrify