DRASTICS in MADISON this SATURDAY ... 18+

FEBRUARY 9^th
THIS SATURDAY

HIGH NOON SALOON
in beautiful madison, wi
doors at 7, bands at 9 / 18+

THE DRASTICS +
NATTY NATION +
URBAN EMPRESS & THE URBANITES +
TROPICAL RIDDIMS SOUND

JAMAICAN FOOD!

ATTENTION!
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Hooray to Chuck Norris!
Hooray for Reggae Show you can wear "Chuck Norris Action Jeans" to!
Hooray!