FRIDAY, FEB 15
COURTYARD CAFE
CHAMPAIGN-URBANA
9pm-1am
THE DRASTICS
+ FADA DOUGOU + ZULU ON THE MIC
ANTHONY SPINS THE BEST IN REGGAE+SOUL IN BETWEEN SETS
ATTENTION
Due to unforseen circumstances, The Drastics annual "Slip-n-Slide-Off" has been canceled. Our condolences to the Lil' Bails family, we had no idea yer boy would be consumed by the mongooses so quickly! However, our annual "Maple Syrup Super Soaker Battle" is still on as scheduled, but space is limited. Team sign up is located in the dumpster behind Safeway.
TO WHO IT MAY CONCERN
Stop bringing yer damn metal detectors, the shit just beeps all throughout our goddamn set, and ya aint gonna find no treasure! Seriously, who the fuck brings a metal detector to a reggae show !?
ALSO OF NOTE
My hand won't stop twitching. It's starting to worry me. Seriously.
TO OUR PATRONS
Ostrich rides and crafts will be provided on the night of the event. The first 5 ticket holders to transcribe and return the manuscript from "Deuce Bigalow 2: European Gigalo" will recieve free pecks from our prize ostrich Gertrude. The Drastics are not responsible for injury incurred.
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